where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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