what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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