Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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