did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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