big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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