If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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