I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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