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what?
penguin condom
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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