This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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