She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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