Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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