I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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