i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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