'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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