he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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