As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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