fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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