what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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