There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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