Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
they're like a gay fantastic four
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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