so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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