i just google imaged poop.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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