I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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