I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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