My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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