You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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