I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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