Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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