White coat. Heels.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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