Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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