Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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