We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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