Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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