you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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