Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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