so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
