sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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