she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
God I need to hump something, right now.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
