I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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