I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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