i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm way too hungover for life right now
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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