Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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