Already got asked if we're dating
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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