Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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