Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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