My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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