North Korea, Best Korea!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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