All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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