went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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