I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Enjoy the penises
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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