I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
