I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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