Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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