Those balls look pretty dangerous.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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