She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
